Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You took a bar mat shot.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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