about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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