sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You can't just leave with hair like that
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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