She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
