Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We are two peas in an std pod
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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