You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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