so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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