Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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