Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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