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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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• (631): View more from New York

  there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry

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• (707): View more from California

  is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??

  (408): View more from California

  your beer goggles are on backwards.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  "Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic

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• (818): View more from California

  I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.

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  I look forward to it

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