Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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