ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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