Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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