She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
A+ Viking dick
Randomize
