The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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