That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize