i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
did i walk over a car last night?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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