But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.