Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.