Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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