i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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