I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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