yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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