im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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