they need to just BURY HIM!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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