I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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