i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Come on in and take your pants off
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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