i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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