so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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