so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
