I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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