i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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