when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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