I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Randomize
