that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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