so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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