Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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