you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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