thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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