i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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