Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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