from now on my penis is your penis
I wish i was in the wii world.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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