worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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