You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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