Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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