so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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