you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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