nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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