It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
