If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.