Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls