woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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