Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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