This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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