i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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