How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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