Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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