the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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