All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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